Posable Skeleton - A Must Buy For Halloween Fun
It is precisely the item that screams out your repressed feelings. That posable skeleton for Halloween with the ability to bend, spindle and mutilate itself without so much as a squeak. No other holiday offers such a chance to vent wrath and anger without consequence.
But seriously, no other holiday grants people the opportunity to be truly strange. Easter whether you view it as secular bunny rabbits or serious religion does not induce people to wear masks and wigs.
The only real damage one can do on Christmas is to give a niece or nephew a drum set or toy piano. Even those two irritating gifts do not ask you to string bones and brains around the window frames or hang gauze in the closet for effect. They just bring parents to tears in less than 24 hours. Maybe they should be reclassified as Halloween treats?
There must be some need to reveal, at least for one brief night, all the dark and hidden ideas that no sensible being would parade in public. Certainly no one would destroy the work of house cleaning so happily as one does hanging cobwebs and pipe cleaner spiders on All Hallows Eve.
It may be that the majority of people on this earth spend so many days leading a normal humdrum existence that a little bit of the bizarre is just what the doctor ordered.
Certainly those kids who wear the black long coats and thick black eye makeup are having an admitted macabre good time. Perhaps they should dress up as psychologists on Halloween and look pleasantly interested in all of us. Certainly it would be as strange for them during that 24 hours as it is for us wearing the hula skirt and clown makeup.
Well, it is true that we will laugh when someone falls, even if they do get hurt. And we watch U-Tube reruns of falls and bashes without a second thought about the poor souls that get the bumps.
An explanation is probably not required in any case. But having a posable skeleton for Halloween is a must.
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